[medievalthymes]

hey i saw you from across the bar and i just wanted you to know i could break beneath the weight of the goodness, love, i still carry for you, that i'd walk so far, just to take the injury of finally knowin' you

[greelin]

saying something you know will make people laugh. And they do laugh.

[sandmandaddy69]

[assiraphales]

westley in the princess bride was so funny for being like ‘talk about this dead guy you loved lol’ and getting the tea about himself

[assiraphales]

oh he was ur true love? you thought he was hot n strong? rate him 1-10 and why

[fluorescentbrains]

citationless behavior

[lux-vitae]

The Faithful Knight in Equal Field Subdues His Faithless Foe by Frederick Marriott (c. 1910)

[dykemd]

now i dont condone cheating but u have to admit the historical importance adultery had on good music

[twofingerswhiskey]

[comfytaire]

severely unwell. thanks mr hozier

Anonymous asked:

Have you ever been institutionalized

shamemp3 answered:

now which of my posts prompted this ask

[sandmandaddy69]

[zsnes]

monday afternoon baby we gettin it!!!!!

[drkshdwbnch]

if you warch all this you get to belive

[naamahdarling]

This is it. This is the funniest thing I have ever seen.

[catchymemes]

[the-lumpfish-king]